I heard down in Mexico there was this three-headed cow born, and I was like NO WAY, and then I figured that that had to be a sign of the apocalypse, right? Not because it’s weird or in the bible or anything, but because dude they have cows in Mexico now? Humanity has gone TOO FAR and we need to be destroyed.
My psychic says I have a long life ahead of me though, so I guess I’ll be SURVIVING THE APOCALYPSE, you guys. NO BIG DEAL.
