1) How many squirrels, per year, nest in this apartment? Ask for bar charts/evidence.
2) Is there effective protection from the Huns?
3) How much per month does it cost? How many square feet is it? Is there a water meter?
4) Why can’t I sleep at night?
5) Seriously, why can’t I sleep at night?
6) Why do I toss and turn and pray for relief and wait for it to come and scratch at the bed, the walls, my skin, the darkness closes and everything is near and far and god oh god why can’t I sleep?
7) Is dishwasher included?
